Tuesday, November 3, 2009

paper usage and tattle-tailing continues......

i am the master of my domain b/c i didn't used more than 6 sheets of paper last week.

AND i printed on both sides on the one's i did use - i think i can see trees growing as i write this down.Bold not to mention i'm brining back any paper i am handed or use during the day.

me = saint-like

and now for some Reports on fellow Promise Plate participants:

Shelly - again, you were in an airplane on sunday for god's sake. i can try and cut my use of paper all i want but it's not going to do any good if your jet setting around the country using up all our fossil fuels like your at a keg party with a beer bong.

and i could go on and on about the cell phone, the hotel, not to mention the chain restaurant you were eating in (cheddar-biscuit-head) .... but no, i'm just going to stick with how your making it difficult for me to breathe as your selfishly air-born.

seriously i think you should consider walking.

yes everywhere!

Phil - what i saw you consuming on friday night at the Alley bar was not a local beer and if i remember correctly you didn't seem at all concerned about where those peanuts came from - even as stale as they were.

and the squirrel - i'm not sure it's real. it looks as if it's the species: Sciurus carolinensis which ranges over the eastern United States to just west of the Mississippi River and north to Canada. Introductions have occurred in the western states and some of Canada that was not previously inhabited, as well as in Italy, Scotland, England and Ireland..... and we are no where near those places either.

OH - and i want proof you ate that squirrel.

Galatea - she has a stash of paper towel rolls under her bench. don't ask me why i was down
there - i just know. i also think she used them for her halloween costume. quite a bulge to acquire in such a short time..... suspect i think.

Andrew - he's been cheating and eating with his hands. and i don't think that's the same at all - unless your from india - and that boy is ohio through and through.

Cathy - well, i've never seen a label of the food that she is supposedly buying locally - she did mention something about free range chickens.... but i'm doubtful. they're not free range with little stun collars on them. that's just kind of sad.


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1 comment:

  1. you spelled my name wrong. we've been friends for over four years... you might be good at recycling paper, but you're bad at spelling.

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